Updated 13/02/2003
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Jokes
We asked some of our children for their favourite jokes. Here are a selection of them.
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down a hill
Nick
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot.
Michelle
Q. What do you call a
sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud.
Amanpreet
A policeman saw an old lady knitting as she drove along the motorway. He drew alongside of her and yelled PULL OVER and the old lady said "No its a cardigan"
Edward
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a
Scotsman. The Englishman said to the others: "My son is named George
because he was born on St. George's day"
"Oh, I called my son Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's day"
said the Scotsman
Then the Irishman said "Oh, just like my son pancake!"
Alex
Q. Heard about the
karate-loving butcher who assaulted one of his customers?
A. The customer asked for some chops!
Ashley
Q. What kind of vegetable plays snooker?
A. Cue - cumber
Shehu
Q. What goes cluck cluck BANG?
A. A chicken in a mine field!
Luke
Q. What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks
Glenn
Q. What goes across the river at 10 m.p.h.?
A. A motor pike
Ashley
Q. What does the penguin say when he's on a zebra crossing?
A. Now you see me, now you don't. Now you see me, now you don't.
Shamma
Q. Why did the brownie put her bed in the fireplace?
A. She wanted to sleep like a log.
Becky
Q. Where do birds go when they want a new tail?
A. To the retail shop
Rachel
Q. Why did the chicken walk across the road?
A. Because it was too far to fly
Daniel
Q. Why was the computer in pain?
A. Because it had slipped a disk
Phoebe